Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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