ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
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Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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