Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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