i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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