Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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