so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
