I don't think brook has ever known best
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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