Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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