Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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