We won't sleep together?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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