Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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