i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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