Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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