I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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