But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
North Korea, Best Korea!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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