My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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