Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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