It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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