Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
