Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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