Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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