If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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