if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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