Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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