i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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