you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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