I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My bed smells like the plague
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