help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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