Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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