is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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