check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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