he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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