I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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