oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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