My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
one might say we're banned from that church
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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