How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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