I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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