rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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