Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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