He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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