I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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