I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
