So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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