I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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