you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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