The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
All the doctor said was why
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