belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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