I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize