For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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