Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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