do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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