dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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