I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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