People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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