am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize