just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So much rum. So many feels.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
