we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dick very happy bro
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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