All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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